Sign of the apocalypse, number 581

From PerezHilton.com via All Headline News via The Fix (Salon's, not WaPo's):

"I may not have the type of voice you like, but I can sing. You can't take that away from me, 'cause singing is a gift from God, and when people say I can't sing, it's kind of like insulting God."
-- Fergie (BEP, not HRH) in Vibe

I'll take "Messianic Complexes" for 800, Alex.