ABTMNE, Part II

Following up on my previous post, I did some more digging around and found videos of people (not sure if they're scientists who invented this thing or just random guys off the street) "playing" a guitar, tambourine, and guiro (percussionists everywhere beware!). I can't believe there's now such a thing as "air guiro"; that's like saying we've been at war for 1,294 days since a president declared the "mission [to be] accomplished" (thanks, Keith Olbermann [I have found him obnoxious on his news programs and long for those heady days of the early- and mid-'90s during which time he partnered with Dan Patrick to form a very entertaining Sportscenter anchor duo]).